biscuitsThose who know me personally will probably tell you that I'm something of a hick. This is not anything I was ever consciously aware of...
eggplant baconThere's this thing about bacon on the internet. A long time ago, some very unfunny nerds decided to make it a "meme." Bacon is not a...
hashbrown pattiesWhen I was a kid, the worst part about playing with toys, to me, was picking them up afterward; I think I was born unusually lazy, with...