Those who know me personally will probably tell you that I'm something of a hick. This is not anything I was ever consciously aware of...

There's this thing about bacon on the internet. A long time ago, some very unfunny nerds decided to make it a "meme." Bacon is not a...

When I was a kid, the worst part about playing with toys, to me, was picking them up afterward; I think I was born unusually lazy, with...

Today's been one of those mornings where I really feel myself staring down into the void. I've been unemployed for nearly two months now,...

Oh, sweet baby Moses; I ate a lot of food yesterday, more than I've eaten in a very long time. After a full day of delivering meals and...

Dessert was the real head-scratcher for this theme week; I wanted to go all-out, but didn't necessarily want to pump out the same thing a...

Today, I am going on an adventure. My Aunt Vicki in Colten is participating in a potato-peeling session for families in need at her local...

Ah, yes. Another morning, ripe off the vine. It's certainly not turkey day yet, but I can almost smell the sweet stench of it in the air,...

Welcome back, boys. I hope you've gotten some rest this weekend, because you're gonna need it for today's disgrace. I've got a blood test...

Do you remember when Pixar was really making movie magic? Back before all of the serialized sequel-ing and excessive merchandising. If...