Well, it's day two of being unemployed, and I have absolutely no clue how I've made it even this far alive. Very little has changed since...

It's 3:44 AM. I find myself awake for the daily commute to work despite the fact that I know very well there is nothing waiting for me on...

Well, it's Friday once again. We've made it yet another week in this cold, dark world, and to celebrate my last day here at the office...

Oh, boy. It's Thursday, and we're rounding third base on our Autumn-themed Week with a real treat. Now, I know the weather is starting to...

It's Wednesday, people. And after two whole days of busting our humps at the office, we all deserve something a little more special than...

Guten morgen, fascists. We're comin' at you live with another Autumn-inspired recipe to get your blood pumping on this dreary Tuesday...

We're back, degenerates. It's Monday morning and this bitch has got the munchies. To stay relevant in the public eye we're selling out...

Oh, good lord. This one took a lot out of me. Before we begin, let me just start out by saying I fucked up. So, as many of you are...

Salutations, brothers and sisters. I'm happy to report the fact that the words you're reading right now were written lovingly from the...

Welcome back, fuckers. Today is hump day, and it's been a crazy week thus far, the most notable recent event being the extremely severe...